Skxawng – Always good for a laugh

Posted by Pat on February 6, 2012 in Blogs |

Do people not have a life? Certainly not the Skxawng of this planet who populate my spam folder. Suggestion to you earthly morons: “Get a life!” Even though I permanently delete messages from my spam folder, I admit I am drawn to read some for laughs. It makes me feel superior as I read examples of ignorance. Takes me back to the days of being an English teacher trying to teach acceptable 5th grade grammar and spelling.

Many comments are linked to my genealogy pages. Perhaps these are relatives fascinated by my intellegence and skill. However, I had hoped the moron gene had long been deleted from the family gene pool. Guess that is not the case. “What i don’t realize is if truth be told how you are now not actually much more neatly-liked than you might be now. You’re very intelligent. You know therefore considerably in terms of this matter, produced me in my opinion believe it from so many various angles. Your personal stuffs great. All the time maintain it up!”

Get real you fecking Skxawng. With the time it took you to type out this ridiculous message you could be doing something constructive.

“It’s actually a great and useful piece of information. I am happy that you just shared this useful information with us. Please stay us informed like this. Thank you for sharing.”

Who do you think you are kidding? You are a Skxawng with too little grey matter and too little to do with what little you do have.

And no, I will not link to your page. I’m sorry to even have to read your sorry comments. “It’s the best time to make some plans for the future and it’s time to be happy. I have read this post and if I could I want to suggest you few interesting things or tips. Maybe you can write next articles referring to this article. I wish to read even more things about it!”

English as a second language? Perhaps. Skxawng? Definitely! I have some tips for you too but none to be published on my web page. This short blog is far more than you warrant.

Don’t even get me started on your lack of typing skills or your failure to use a spell checker. Don’t the red lines under all those words bother the Skxawng? Perhaps this genetic pool is also colorblind. I guess when one is busily spewing ignorance, he/ she is too preoccupied.

Some comments reflect an overdose of foreign substances into their precious bodily fluids. “Internal medicine vs family practice have to do with my dead grandfather except perhaps selling those substances as Perhaps it is just a way to practice typing skills. Well that is a loss from the looks of it”

Yes Skxawng, you are a loss. Your brain is seriously fried.

“Excellent website. Plenty of helpful info here. I’m sending it to a few buddies ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thanks for your sweat!”

And to you Skxawng, and you know who you are, thanks for the humor. But the crazy box is full up, so my suggestions are to pick up a grammar book, use spell check, and get a life.

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